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Trampoline Society's Most FAQ
Is Van Halen's "Jump" your official song? Answer: No.
In Case of Squirrel
How do you beat writer's block?
Just keep writ
Socks and All
Parents these days can’t sit on the sidelines while their child goes berserk on a padded mushroom inside a play center. They need to get...
An Interview with A Professional Slow Clapper
For the last three decades, Tim Harris, a professional slow clapper, has been stirring crowds with his single claps. In his 60s, Tim is...
The Power of Stickers
It’s not every day your life changes for the better. Even if it’s something as simple as sleeping for four hours uninterrupted. But after...
American Revolution Logic
Commander: Hey you, with the drum! You're so good at drumming, we're sending you to the front line!
Every Latte I Made as a Barista
A Pessimistic Cartoon
This Restaurant Only Seats 22
25, if you include our three high chairs. 28, considering the three-seater couch by the entrance. 29, including the piano stool. 30,...
You Have Been Invited to Spar with Bob "The Bard" Dylan
Congratulations! You have been chosen to spar with Bob “The Bard” Dylan. After extensive research, we have chosen you due to your...
Haircuts Men’s Haircut - $15 Famous Men’s Haircut (Must Show Proof of Celebrity) - $50 Men’s Livestream Haircut - $13 Going Bald Haircut...
MAN IN TRENCH COAT: Psst. Buddy. PEDESTRIAN: Not interested. MAN IN TRENCH COAT: (OPENS COAT) Want a cute puppy? PEDESTRIAN: Ooooh!...
The Powdered Wig Vigilante
He was a vigilante who loved to fight crime while wearing a powdered wig. But it only made people laugh at him, even the ones he was...
Things I Imagine Seagulls Say About Me
Hey look, Brian just washed his car. Let's all shit on it! - Where should we have sex? How about on Brian’s car? Do you think he’ll mind?...
Pony Express Yarns