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Commander: Hey you, with the drum! You're so good at drumming, we're sending you to the front line!

One-liner.

25, if you include our three high chairs. 28, considering the three-seater couch by the entrance. 29, including the piano stool. 30,...

Congratulations! You have been chosen to spar with Bob “The Bard” Dylan. After extensive research, we have chosen you due to your...

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MAN IN TRENCH COAT: Psst. Buddy. PEDESTRIAN: Not interested. MAN IN TRENCH COAT: (OPENS COAT) Want a cute puppy? PEDESTRIAN: Ooooh!...

He was a vigilante who loved to fight crime while wearing a powdered wig. But it only made people laugh at him, even the ones he was...

Hey look, Brian just washed his car. Let's all shit on it! - Where should we have sex? How about on Brian’s car? Do you think he’ll mind?...

Saddle up.

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1. Stay calm. Do not chase the squirrel around the office. 2. Direct the squirrel to the nearest nut station (now installed by every fire...

Blub.

The party really starts. I call all my friends (mom and dad) and remind them I’m an adult. Then I go la-la-la-la when they disagree. The...

- Let’s jump right in. So you have zero experience dancing in front of others? -That’s right. -Are you any good dancing by yourself? -Oh...

What’s homemade about it? Is someone living on the premises to technically consider this restaurant a home? Does someone perhaps...

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1. They have a disciplined morning routine. 2. Their day is entirely scheduled. 3. They are one of millions. 4. They have professional...

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