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- Jul 28, 2021
- 1 min
American Revolution Logic
Commander: Hey you, with the drum! You're so good at drumming, we're sending you to the front line!


- Jun 21, 2021
- 1 min
Keystone Cops
One-liner.


- Jun 13, 2021
- 1 min
This Restaurant Only Seats 22
25, if you include our three high chairs. 28, considering the three-seater couch by the entrance. 29, including the piano stool. 30,...


- May 28, 2021
- 2 min
You Have Been Invited to Spar with Bob "The Bard" Dylan
Congratulations! You have been chosen to spar with Bob “The Bard” Dylan. After extensive research, we have chosen you due to your...


- May 20, 2021
- 1 min
Barber Menu
Haircuts Men’s Haircut - $15 Famous Men’s Haircut (Must Show Proof of Celebrity) - $50 Men’s Livestream Haircut - $13 Going Bald Haircut...


- May 4, 2021
- 1 min
Mini-Sketches #1
MAN IN TRENCH COAT: Psst. Buddy. PEDESTRIAN: Not interested. MAN IN TRENCH COAT: (OPENS COAT) Want a cute puppy? PEDESTRIAN: Ooooh!...


- Apr 20, 2021
- 1 min
The Powdered Wig Vigilante
He was a vigilante who loved to fight crime while wearing a powdered wig. But it only made people laugh at him, even the ones he was...


- Apr 9, 2021
- 1 min
Things I Imagine Seagulls Say About Me
Hey look, Brian just washed his car. Let's all shit on it! - Where should we have sex? How about on Brian’s car? Do you think he’ll mind?...


- Apr 1, 2021
- 1 min
Pony Express Yarns
Saddle up.


- Mar 21, 2021
- 1 min
Three Random Facts
All randomly selected.


- Mar 6, 2021
- 1 min
Health and Safety Procedure #419: Finding a Squirrel in the Office
1. Stay calm. Do not chase the squirrel around the office. 2. Direct the squirrel to the nearest nut station (now installed by every fire...


- Feb 27, 2021
- 1 min


- Feb 17, 2021
- 1 min
After My First Beer
The party really starts. I call all my friends (mom and dad) and remind them I’m an adult. Then I go la-la-la-la when they disagree. The...


- Feb 10, 2021
- 1 min
Snake Charmer Interviews a Cobra
- Let’s jump right in. So you have zero experience dancing in front of others? -That’s right. -Are you any good dancing by yourself? -Oh...


- Jan 28, 2021
- 1 min
Questions I Have When I Read "Grandma's Homemade Chicken Soup" On A Menu
What’s homemade about it? Is someone living on the premises to technically consider this restaurant a home? Does someone perhaps...


- Jan 20, 2021
- 1 min
Wanted Ads for the First Magician's Assistant to be Sawed in Half
Ad #1: WANTED: Female magician’s assistant. Must have two-year minimum stage experience. Willing to be sawed in half as part of show. £2...


- Jan 14, 2021
- 1 min
Quiz: Self-Help Entrepreneur or Federal Inmate?
1. They have a disciplined morning routine. 2. Their day is entirely scheduled. 3. They are one of millions. 4. They have professional...


- Jan 7, 2021
- 1 min
Ways to Be Hip in Margate
Tell all your friends!


- Dec 24, 2020
- 3 min
A Letter to Scott, My Best Friend, Who Falls in Love Every Christmas with a City Girl
Photo by Nicole Michalou from Pexels
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