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    Trampoline Society's Most FAQ
    • Sep 29, 2021
    • 1 min

    Trampoline Society's Most FAQ

    Is Van Halen's "Jump" your official song? Answer: No.
    In Case of Squirrel
    • Sep 15, 2021
    • 0 min

    In Case of Squirrel

    Park Bench
    • Sep 13, 2021
    • 0 min

    Park Bench

    How do you beat writer's block?
    • Sep 6, 2021
    • 1 min

    How do you beat writer's block?

    Just keep writ
    Socks and All
    • Aug 26, 2021
    • 3 min

    Socks and All

    Parents these days can’t sit on the sidelines while their child goes berserk on a padded mushroom inside a play center. They need to get...
    An Interview with A Professional Slow Clapper
    • Aug 11, 2021
    • 3 min

    An Interview with A Professional Slow Clapper

    For the last three decades, Tim Harris, a professional slow clapper, has been stirring crowds with his single claps. In his 60s, Tim is...
    The Power of Stickers
    • Aug 4, 2021
    • 3 min

    The Power of Stickers

    It’s not every day your life changes for the better. Even if it’s something as simple as sleeping for four hours uninterrupted. But after...
    Eraser
    • Aug 3, 2021
    • 0 min

    Eraser

    American Revolution Logic
    • Jul 28, 2021
    • 1 min

    American Revolution Logic

    Commander: Hey you, with the drum! You're so good at drumming, we're sending you to the front line!
    Every Latte I Made as a Barista
    • Jul 19, 2021
    • 0 min

    Every Latte I Made as a Barista

    A Pessimistic Cartoon
    • Jul 13, 2021
    • 0 min

    A Pessimistic Cartoon

    Keystone Cops
    • Jun 21, 2021
    • 1 min

    Keystone Cops

    One-liner.
    This Restaurant Only Seats 22
    • Jun 13, 2021
    • 1 min

    This Restaurant Only Seats 22

    25, if you include our three high chairs. 28, considering the three-seater couch by the entrance. 29, including the piano stool. 30,...
    You Have Been Invited to Spar with Bob "The Bard" Dylan
    • May 28, 2021
    • 2 min

    You Have Been Invited to Spar with Bob "The Bard" Dylan

    Congratulations! You have been chosen to spar with Bob “The Bard” Dylan. After extensive research, we have chosen you due to your...
    Barber Menu
    • May 20, 2021
    • 1 min

    Barber Menu

    Haircuts Men’s Haircut - $15 Famous Men’s Haircut (Must Show Proof of Celebrity) - $50 Men’s Livestream Haircut - $13 Going Bald Haircut...
    Mini-Sketches #1
    • May 4, 2021
    • 1 min

    Mini-Sketches #1

    MAN IN TRENCH COAT: Psst. Buddy. PEDESTRIAN: Not interested. MAN IN TRENCH COAT: (OPENS COAT) Want a cute puppy? PEDESTRIAN: Ooooh!...
    The Powdered Wig Vigilante
    • Apr 20, 2021
    • 1 min

    The Powdered Wig Vigilante

    He was a vigilante who loved to fight crime while wearing a powdered wig. But it only made people laugh at him, even the ones he was...
    Things I Imagine Seagulls Say About Me
    • Apr 9, 2021
    • 1 min

    Things I Imagine Seagulls Say About Me

    Hey look, Brian just washed his car. Let's all shit on it! - Where should we have sex? How about on Brian’s car? Do you think he’ll mind?...
    Pony Express Yarns
    • Apr 1, 2021
    • 1 min

    Pony Express Yarns

    Saddle up.
    Three Random Facts
    • Mar 21, 2021
    • 1 min

    Three Random Facts

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