1. Stay calm. Do not chase the squirrel around the office. 2. Direct the squirrel to the nearest nut station (now installed by every fire...

Blub.

The party really starts. I call all my friends (mom and dad) and remind them I’m an adult. Then I go la-la-la-la when they disagree. The...

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The world's a stage.

Taken from an imaginary Grammarly ad.

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Day 1 - San Francisco, 1968.This was the first, and only, place I wanted to go to after years of developing my time machine. It landed in...