Snake Charmer Interviews a Cobra

- Let’s jump right in. So you have zero experience dancing in front of others?

-That’s right.

-Are you any good dancing by yourself?

-Oh yes. It’s a real passion of mine.

-Great. We appreciate passion here. Are you willing to dance in front of others?

-Absolutely. I think it’s time I did.

-Fantastic. Are you willing to dance for money?

-Like an hourly rate?

-More like people throwing money at you.

-Oh.

-Is that a problem?

-Uh, no. I guess not.

-Good.

-How about dancing naked?

-Goodness.

-Would a little cowboy hat help?

-I guess.

-That’s a good start. So what type of music do you like?

-Anything. Mainly things played with a flute -- obviously.

-Great! Contemporary music. Yay or nay?

-Contemporary music played with a flute?

-Sort of. More like booty-shaking music. No flute, though I do pretend to play one.

-I guess so.

-Okay. And how do you feel about changing names? -Names?

-Yeah, like an alias. I’m picturing you as a ‘Candice’.

-But I’m a male Cobra? My name’s Jeff. See?

-Not a problem. It’s actually hard to tell for Cobras.

-Is this a requirement?

-Definitely a requirement. It will help to distinguish you from the others.

-The others?

-Yes. There would be twelve of you. You’ll all be in the basket, and I’ll individually MC you out. Trust me, it’s loads of fun.

-Well, I guess I need to start somewhere.

-When can you start?