- Let’s jump right in. So you have zero experience dancing in front of others?
-That’s right.
-Are you any good dancing by yourself?
-Oh yes. It’s a real passion of mine.
-Great. We appreciate passion here. Are you willing to dance in front of others?
-Absolutely. I think it’s time I did.
-Fantastic. Are you willing to dance for money?
-Like an hourly rate?
-More like people throwing money at you.
-Oh.
-Is that a problem?
-Uh, no. I guess not.
-Good.
-How about dancing naked?
-Goodness.
-Would a little cowboy hat help?
-I guess.
-That’s a good start. So what type of music do you like?
-Anything. Mainly things played with a flute -- obviously.
-Great! Contemporary music. Yay or nay?
-Contemporary music played with a flute?
-Sort of. More like booty-shaking music. No flute, though I do pretend to play one.
-I guess so.
-Okay. And how do you feel about changing names? -Names?
-Yeah, like an alias. I’m picturing you as a ‘Candice’.
-But I’m a male Cobra? My name’s Jeff. See?
-Not a problem. It’s actually hard to tell for Cobras.
-Is this a requirement?
-Definitely a requirement. It will help to distinguish you from the others.
-The others?
-Yes. There would be twelve of you. You’ll all be in the basket, and I’ll individually MC you out. Trust me, it’s loads of fun.
-Well, I guess I need to start somewhere.
-When can you start?