Hey look, Brian just washed his car. Let's all shit on it!
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Where should we have sex?
How about on Brian’s car?
Do you think he’ll mind?
Not at all.
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Come on, let’s go to Brian’s front step and thank him for putting up with us. Maybe as a thank you, we can rip his garbage apart.
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Brian’s been rushing to work lately. Let’s do the right thing and wake him up at 4.
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Brian’s done a wonderful job cleaning after us. If that’s not a sign for us to stick around, I don’t know what is.
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Brian’s speeding home again. We should remind him to slow down by standing in the middle of the road.
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Brian obviously wants us to eat from his picnic. I mean, why else is he on his phone?
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Brian’s throwing a party. Maybe our invitation was thrown in the garbage.
Let’s find it!
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Brian must miss the States. Let’s remind him of home and take 50 shits on his front window.
Don’t forget the US territories!
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These roofing tiles look old. We should pick them apart and alert Brian to replace them.
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Brian looks drunk.
Did he just throw up outside?
Come on guys, let’s help him clean it up, and maybe eat some.