This Restaurant Only Seats 22

25, if you include our three high chairs.


28, considering the three-seater couch by the entrance.


29, including the piano stool.


30, counting the piano the lounge singer sits on.


36, with the six toilets in the bathrooms.


40, if customers brought four chairs (to even things out).


44 if those same customers paid us to bring four more chairs.


45, with my office chair.


48, if you make three seats out of menus.


Okay, this restaurant seats 48.